Mr and Mrs Seer in local golf championship

Books10 · Joined: 10 Dec 2005 Posts: 3017 Location: Cardiff, Wales

The Seers are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing really well and come the final whole are in with a shot at the gold.

After a fine drive from Seer, a nice approach by Mrs seer and a lovely little chip from Mr Seer it is down to a 6 inch putt that Mrs Seer has to make. She takes her stance and Seer can see her trembling. She putts and just misses and in one instance the championship is lost.

On the way home in the car Seer is fuming, "I can't believe you missed that putt! That putt was no longer than my dick."

Mrs Seer just looked over at him, smiled and said, "Yes dear, but it was much harder!"

Seer · Joined: 25 Oct 2005 Posts: 11684 Location: Alba

c*** :D

Gareth · Joined: 27 Jan 2007 Posts: 2796 Location: Belfast

Feckin Brilliant :haha:

BringThePain · Joined: 19 Oct 2005 Posts: 5538

classic :D

nosworthy · Posted: November 13 2008, 18:06 PM Post subject:

I grinned.

SeelowHeights · Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 12519 Location: Bolton, England

I thought it was funny that Seer did the drive as I vaguely remember Seer saying that Mrs Seer crashed the car twice when parking.

So if Mrs Seer drove off it would have crashed, gone out of bounds, gone into a lake or something like that - I presume.

TheBinMan · Posted: November 13 2008, 19:24 PM Post subject:

Hows the golf going Steve?

One man gang · Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3800

Books10 wrote: The Seers are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing really well and come the final whole are in with a shot at the gold.

After a fine drive from Seer, a nice approach by Mrs seer and a lovely little chip from Mr Seer it is down to a 6 inch putt that Mrs Seer has to make. She takes her stance and Seer can see her trembling. She putts and just misses and in one instance the championship is lost.

On the way home in the car Seer is fuming, "I can't believe you missed that putt! That putt was no longer than my dick."

Mrs Seer just looked over at him, smiled and said, "Yes dear, but it was much harder!"
Wow, so Seer has actually a nonerect penis of 6 inches..., no wonder MrsSeer missed that put, it is a miracle already she can still walk...

SeelowHeights · Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 12519 Location: Bolton, England

TheBinMan wrote: Hows the golf going Steve?

I hardly ever get the chance to play now (and haven't played much after my father died in 2001), especially as the mate who was a keen golfer topped himself in January this year.

Several of us played a memorial golf day on his old course - but it got rained off after 6 holes. Not to be completely deterred, our group decided to play the last three anyway as they were on the way back.

And on the last hole I blotted my copybook. Having said I'd struggle to be a 28 handicap anyway (which is true as I'm an awful player, but this time around played some fairly tidy stuff at times) I took my seven-iron out on the last, which was a 130 yard par 3 with a bunker at the front, the car park at the back, clubhouse to the left and OBs to the right.

I simply flat-hooked this thing.....several mouths were agape wondering if I had unintentionally picked out one of the clubhouse windows for Stevie's super special smashing treatment. In fact none of us saw where the dickens the ball landed.

Looked just to the left of the green and much to my shock found my ball, although this was more to do with the fact that I stood on it. I then chanced a look at the clubhouse and the small piece of rendering on the floor told a different story...I'd hit the clubhouse and bounced the ball back into play.

winky06 · Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 7213 Location: South London

One man gang wrote: Books10 wrote: The Seers are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing really well and come the final whole are in with a shot at the gold.

After a fine drive from Seer, a nice approach by Mrs seer and a lovely little chip from Mr Seer it is down to a 6 inch putt that Mrs Seer has to make. She takes her stance and Seer can see her trembling. She putts and just misses and in one instance the championship is lost.

On the way home in the car Seer is fuming, "I can't believe you missed that putt! That putt was no longer than my dick."

Mrs Seer just looked over at him, smiled and said, "Yes dear, but it was much harder!"
Wow, so Seer has actually a nonerect penis of 6 inches..., no wonder MrsSeer missed that put, it is a miracle already she can still walk...

If the blood got into his penis, it would take it all away from his heart. So therefore his 6 inches at a flop, is simply like Winky Wright without a jab... useless... and it has been since 1000BC

SeelowHeights · Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 12519 Location: Bolton, England

winky06 wrote: One man gang wrote: Books10 wrote: The Seers are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing really well and come the final whole are in with a shot at the gold.

After a fine drive from Seer, a nice approach by Mrs seer and a lovely little chip from Mr Seer it is down to a 6 inch putt that Mrs Seer has to make. She takes her stance and Seer can see her trembling. She putts and just misses and in one instance the championship is lost.

On the way home in the car Seer is fuming, "I can't believe you missed that putt! That putt was no longer than my dick."

Mrs Seer just looked over at him, smiled and said, "Yes dear, but it was much harder!"
Wow, so Seer has actually a nonerect penis of 6 inches..., no wonder MrsSeer missed that put, it is a miracle already she can still walk...

If the blood got into his penis, it would take it all away from his heart. So therefore his 6 inches at a flop, is simply like Winky without a jab... useless... and it has been since 1000BC

Corrected... :wink:

winky06 · Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 7213 Location: South London

SeelowHeights wrote: winky06 wrote: One man gang wrote: Books10 wrote: The Seers are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing really well and come the final whole are in with a shot at the gold.

After a fine drive from Seer, a nice approach by Mrs seer and a lovely little chip from Mr Seer it is down to a 6 inch putt that Mrs Seer has to make. She takes her stance and Seer can see her trembling. She putts and just misses and in one instance the championship is lost.

On the way home in the car Seer is fuming, "I can't believe you missed that putt! That putt was no longer than my dick."

Mrs Seer just looked over at him, smiled and said, "Yes dear, but it was much harder!"
Wow, so Seer has actually a nonerect penis of 6 inches..., no wonder MrsSeer missed that put, it is a miracle already she can still walk...

If the blood got into his penis, it would take it all away from his heart. So therefore his 6 inches at a flop, is simply like Winky without a jab... useless... and it has been since 1000BC

Corrected... :wink:

.. yet to an extent. true. :)

Seer · Joined: 25 Oct 2005 Posts: 11684 Location: Alba

Four and a half kids and 5 grandkids is testimony enough to the supreme workings of ma boaby. :D

Why do you think I have short legs and broad shoulders, huh?

Its the strain of carting this f**ker around for the last 50 years! :lol:

One man gang · Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3800

SeelowHeights wrote: winky06 wrote: One man gang wrote: Books10 wrote: The Seers are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing really well and come the final whole are in with a shot at the gold.

After a fine drive from Seer, a nice approach by Mrs seer and a lovely little chip from Mr Seer it is down to a 6 inch putt that Mrs Seer has to make. She takes her stance and Seer can see her trembling. She putts and just misses and in one instance the championship is lost.

On the way home in the car Seer is fuming, "I can't believe you missed that putt! That putt was no longer than my dick."

Mrs Seer just looked over at him, smiled and said, "Yes dear, but it was much harder!"
Wow, so Seer has actually a nonerect penis of 6 inches..., no wonder MrsSeer missed that put, it is a miracle already she can still walk...

If the blood got into his penis, it would take it all away from his heart. So therefore his 6 inches at a flop, is simply like Winky without a jab... useless... and it has been since 1000BC

Corrected... :wink:
Erected... :wink:

winky06 · Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 7213 Location: South London

Seer wrote: Four and a half kids and 5 grandkids is testimony enough to the supreme workings of ma boaby. :D

Why do you think I have short legs and broad shoulders, huh?

Its the strain of carting this f**ker around for the last 28128372487450 years! :lol:

That would take it's toll on anyone, tbf.