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PostPosted: November 26 2009, 21:53 PM    Post subject: Verbal wind-ups?
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A guy i work with loves the play on words wind-ups. such as this;

(To one of the larger guys in work) "Hey Dave your good at english aren't you?

Dave: yeah i'm not bad

work mate: ok then can you use the word facinate in a sentence?

Dave: um.... I was facinated by te football on telly last night

work mate: no i said fascinate not facinated

fave: Ok then lets see you use it!!

work mate: ok Dave has bought a new jacket and it has nine buttons but he's so big he can only fascinate!


I thought it was brilliant! anyone else know any ones like this i wanna try catch my mate out with one of them Laughing
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PostPosted: November 27 2009, 12:48 PM    Post subject:
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This has wound you up, hasn't it dave??

Don't worry about it mate, just get down the gym and show him who's boss in a couple of months. Big Thumb Up
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Your best bet would be to get a few old cassettes of those dreadfully corny old comics like Ken Dodd, or Arthur Askey, a large part of their acts were made up of such stuff.
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...not quite the same but a mate at work couldn't remember what horrible thing he'd seen recently, i told him it was mirror...he wasn't amused...
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The really funny bit was that I didn't know he was gay until then.
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